Tis the season to be fucking, fa la la la, la la la~

Damn the businesses to comercialise a perfectly simple, no price-hike-season just 30years ago.

HEEEELLLLLOOOO!!!!!!

Your waiters' and waitresses' hands made of gold and diamond during Xmas season to serve me is it?? Your chef uses diamond encrusted hands to prepare my food during Xmas is it?? If not, why is the price of my dinner ridiculously hiked up 30%??

Considering how miserly our dear Lao Lee accords a teacher's pay, its no wonder that I am going to have a quiet Xmas, fucking my brains out isn't it? Ha

singapore is said to be the lowest sex rate and baby production country. Honestly, Durex just hasnt asked the right people.

Hey Durex, Singapore loves sex, especially the physical act of it. They just arn't making the right babies. They are all discarded. Thats all.

Happy Xmas to all, regardless of your plans!

Have a happy one!