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Friday, December 12, 2008

The books that the world calls immoral are the books that show the world its own shame. -- Oscar Wilde

Sex- essentially the desired secret of all.
Swept under the carpet in the stifling conversations of families.
Exaggerated in the laughters of friends.
Plonked into a untouchable corner with superiors.

Panted after by all, dreamed of by all. Passion arises with attraction. There's no use denying its presence.

Yet when it comes into the picture, or any of the matter, it drags with it a tonne of doubts and suspicions.

"Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer; sex raises its own questions."

It certainly isn't coveted in ALL parts of the world but I sincerely believe sex pulls all couples through all distances.

As children, we crave for affection in the form of hugs, hand holding and extra pairs of helping hands. In short, we crave TOUCH. Its grown-up sister, SEX, is naturely the next available form we crave.

Why then are we so tuned to laying the blame at Sex's door when things doesn't work out in a r/s?

Love comes in here, you say. But "Love is a misunderstanding between two fools."

Fool in the man. For "how can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being?"

Fool in the woman. "Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat."

No woman can be truly delighted in opening her own door, footing her own bills, facing a house alone with no shoulder to soften her dreams. No man would desire a carefree alluring woman to turn into a possession green eye monster at the end of the courtship.

In a nutshell, Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.
1:10 AM

Thursday, December 04, 2008

Tis the season to be fucking, fa la la la, la la la~

Damn the businesses to comercialise a perfectly simple, no price-hike-season just 30years ago.

HEEEELLLLLOOOO!!!!!!

Your waiters' and waitresses' hands made of gold and diamond during Xmas season to serve me is it?? Your chef uses diamond encrusted hands to prepare my food during Xmas is it?? If not, why is the price of my dinner ridiculously hiked up 30%??

Considering how miserly our dear Lao Lee accords a teacher's pay, its no wonder that I am going to have a quiet Xmas, fucking my brains out isn't it? Ha

singapore is said to be the lowest sex rate and baby production country. Honestly, Durex just hasnt asked the right people.

Hey Durex, Singapore loves sex, especially the physical act of it. They just arn't making the right babies. They are all discarded. Thats all.

Happy Xmas to all, regardless of your plans!

Have a happy one!
11:24 PM


Dear Old Friend,

It's been one heck of a month and plus. Term 3 ended and Term 4 started. Then Term 4 flew by and HOLIDAYS ARE HERE!!

It has been for quite 2 weeks now. Just couldnt stick my ass down for one excited second. HOLIDAY means NO CHILDREN, NO IRATE/RIDICULOUS/NONSENSICAL PESTS WHICH THEY DARE CALL PARENTS, NO MARKING, NO SETTING OF PAPERS, NO CREATING WORKSHEETS, NO HAVEYOUHADYOURLUNCH-STABYOUINTHEBACK-THANKGODI'VEDONEMYDUTYOFBEINGAFRIENDLYCOLLEAGUE MOMENTS!!

How liberating THAT is! My goodness! Waking up to a fried-up ass, smacking the clock shut and deciding night is 24hours is sooooooooooo on my list of favourite things!

THANK GOD FOR HOLIDAYS!

Anyways, enough of the damn hellhole they call a job. I'M HERE TO CELEBRATE!!!

So, finally after ten billion times of shelving the initial writing, the lure to write got me back. I've havn't forgotten about you at all. Life just dictates that you take a backseat these months, thats all. Taking the past 2 months' matters in stride is a testimony to my resilience. Honestly, I feel schools should have a padded, sound proof room meant specially for teachers. Or someone should seriously invent a remote to mute the entire scene but the teacher's irate rantings.

Ever wonder why teachers never seem to be the type to have a social life? Coming through, enlightenment befell on me on particular late afternoon. Aftering handling a wayward student, calling up a ridiculous excuse of a mother, a meeting meant to discriminate colours, I came back to a cubicle piled up with books screaming to be graded. As if thats not a major damper, a headache kicked in. There goes my afterwork relaxation. Hello, Anarax and comfy bed.

Some people should never ever ever be allowed to be parents!! Which mom in her mind would drop her daughter off at Expo in a mass of strangers to attend a school function alone?? The best part has yet to come. Dear daughter, who isn't near being an angel in EVERY single sense, got punished and made to stand in school hall for extra 15minutes after school. Mom barged into school office and declared that her daughter is kidnapped when said daughter didnt appear straight. Screamed bloody hell when she was told her monster of a daughter was made to stay for extra 15minutes after school. HELLO MADAME, you left your daughter alone in public but threatened lawsuit when she didnt appear at the school gate for a mere 5 minutes??

Some people's measurement of a catastrophe is truly incomprehensible.

But now its over, its flung straight out of the window. I've plonked onto the cushion of laziness and I refuse to budge.

Bottoms up to me!

Tinseltown, here I come!!

Love,
AnOverwroughtExhuastedFinallyRestingRushedDoll
11:00 PM