An Apple And The Pasture

Monday, December 31, 2007

I"M FINALLY GETTING THE BAG I BIDDED FOR!!!!

OH! The joy of online shopping!!

I've found my latest new BESTEST friend!

EBAY!!!!

12:45 AM

Sunday, December 30, 2007

Weeks since my return from Thailand and finally I found the mood to blog.

First trip out without parents and I'm bound to be havoc! Its the hall situation all over again, just replace the setting and multiply the craziness a billion zillion times and maybe you'll imagine it.

In a nutshell, Thailand was VERY VERY VERY GOOD! The initial days in Pattaya left a bitter taste but it was an experience. Though an expensive one. It was Bangkok that rocked!! Clubbed 4 nights out of 5 nights. Not to mention liquor was cheap and the the crowd was hip, albeit it was packed with ugly supersize angmohs above the age of 50 and hooker-like thai girls/boys/girl&boy. All were there to hook or be hooked except for us.

SURPRISINGLY, we made thai frenz. Somehow I think thais are confused about their sexuality or rather the normal rules of attraction doesnt apply there. Girls pawed me all over and I was the silver lining for baby's frens. One found his thai true love through me!

Save an ugly incident on the last night there, Bangkok was a blast. So much so we didnt want to come home. Needless to say, I was on free rein. Shopping was crazy. Luggage weight exceeded by 20kg amongst 4 of us.

Language left me all of a sudden. Pictures shall weave you the details.

It took us one hour to tell the waiter we want lime mixer with our gin. He brought first a bottle of bacardi lemon, then a plate of lime for us to squeeze ourselves AND FINALLY our much exasparated lime mixer. It was......................................................FRUSTRATING..........Both of them found their true thailand loves through none other than MOI.

It got so physical the boys removed their tops. Which leaves the girls groping to do.......hm.....At a certain point....I think I jumped Baby....More than once actually....

Thailand trip aside, we've passed Christmas! Belated HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO ALL!!!

We celebrated Bao bei's birthday with Claudia, Mango, Ting and Yun. I dont really think the restuarant loves us though.....

Christmas had us at Double O, shaking our bumbums into Christmas. Such a bittersweet night. Bitter for the lost atmosphere of Patpong clubbing of Bangkok. Sweet for having dearies all round. Sweet for Baby giving up the idea of a quiet christmas. Sugar coated coz I had all I want.

A Glimpse in the so-called love's paradise. Sometimes, it takes a setback to realise a worth. But sometimes the setback is worth all the tears.

It's been a crazy 2007. I rode the rollercoaster, its thrown me sick yet it has sent me high. Through the whole ride, I've complained, pined and sighed. But I've also laughed and shouted out in glee. There are much to look forward to in future and this year will be a cluster of digital memories I look upon once in a blue moon. However, I do not regret this year.

I hope you wont too.

In any case, its highly unlikely I'll post again for this year. See you in 2008.

Enjoy your world till the work begins! Happy 2008 dearies!

5:39 PM

Monday, December 17, 2007

The fairytale we made believe has got to come to an end.

10:54 PM

Saturday, December 01, 2007

Ding Dong Ding Dong.

Knock knock knock. POSTMAN!

I dont understand which part of knocking does the postman not understand. Since he already rang the bell, why did he find it necessary to even knock and shout his profession?? Must be cause he doesn't know the way a doorbell works.

Dear God, please find it in your heart to forgive people who loves to do these unnecessary things. Amen.

Anyway I was lazing on the mattress being my mattress potato, therefore my mom answered the door.

Malay Postman: "Is Ms Tan Wen Qi at home? An official letter for her."
Mom: "She very lazy. I sign."

There's just this thing about Mothers. I think they are made to openly criticise you. Yes, even if that person is a complete stranger like the postman you see once in 6months.

So she signed my letter for me, glanced at the logo at the right hand corner of the letter and announced to the living room and me, "Letter from the gar-de-ment. isd very-da important. Read." And shoved the letter unceremoniously in my face.

I chirped "Thanks a @#*^R$$^%%^*$&( billon Mom!"

I torn the letter eagerly. After all, everbody has been talking about the Gar-de-ment year-end bonus. It means a matter of life-and-death for people like me.

The letter reads:

Congragulations, Ms Tan Wen Qi! You are turning 21 in a few months. It is indeed a milestone in your life. How about considering donating your organs while your are alive?

The rest of the letter reads more or less of the same gist. It translates into our 3 other major languages too.

My first impression?
I feel so blessed I have such a wonderful Gar-de-ment! They take care of my organs even after I die! OR should I say even before I die....? They even remember that I may not read English so they gave a copy of bahasa melayu, mandarin and hindu. I am really really really such a lucky lucky girl!

I wonder if the Gar-de-ment will entertain my death wishes too. I just want to see old Father Christmas and there is this old man who has snow white hair who fits the bill to the tee. But then it means I have to donate my organs isn't it....?

I'm getting confused...

I'm going to bed now.

12:40 AM