I've got half of Elmo's body in my fridge.

Dont worry. I didnt turn physco overnight and killed my elmo.

The elmo body sitting in my fridge is actually my niece's cake. The elmo is 3D. I ate up the feet last night. Cant get enough of cakes. So I took half of its body home as well. Devour him slllooooowllly.

What a night! I feel I'm getting so bloody old, talking to the nieces.

THEY say

• boys with thick lips are good kissers
• boys who are rich are better boyfriends
• hps are part of fashion
• girls should always be with a boy as a boyfriend

When I was 11, I look a nerd and sat at my table studying. I was crazy over tamagochi and Mighty Morph Power Ranges. My cousins and I jumped around at every given opportunity talking to "Zodone" from our Power Rangers watches.

I did a tonne more stupid stuff. But definitely not trying to secure myself a bf or staring into the mirror 24/7. Not crushing on boys a few years ahead. Not going gaga over super idols who looks like beautiful girls. Not staring at my aunts from head to toe and pick their dressing apart. Not transferring songs from mp3s in the phones. HELL I didnt even have a hp till I'm 15. And even then! It was a stupid colourless, blue lit silver phone called Nokia 8250. No colours. No cameras. No songs. Mp3 and hp were two separate things. Now! Their hps are much more advanced than mine.

And while the last of cousins and I laughed ourselves silly with the nieces, the old girls a table away shriek in horrified delight at a Snow White Hentai. (Xuxu, Jiao Jiao, my mama told me its Snow White! I didnt see it! but ur mama was the most excited!WHAHAHA) Some things juz wont change. Girls will always want to have some naughty fun. Even OLD girls. (Too bad we were banned from watching cousies!!)

Then there's the decapitating Elmo part. As all of us merrily sang Happy Birthday to my two baby nieces, poor old Elmo sat with his head trembling slightly from all the commotion around the table. With the blowing of the candles, down came its hands and feet! Then its time to pull off its poor shaky head. With Yuki claiming its eyes and nose. Poor old Elmo.....I shall say a prayer for him.

I would thought that makes quite a night. Until one of my cousin-in-law decided to drag me off to club and drink with her. Telling me to go implant false lashes to have doll-like lashes every moment (no more need of mascara or eyeliner!) and to have hair extensions done (so I'll finally have long hair). Then we'll go club together!~ I cant believe she told my mama I shouldnt be home on a sat night (I havent been home on a sat night since I was with baby but she doesnt know that). She will get me going crazy in the clubs.

SO my mama wont even let me go clubbing now! Coz after hearing my wildest night out, she decided I'm too open for fun! I didnt even kiss a guy or further with any guys in the club. I merely jumped on him. And that is too dangerous....-_-''....I hope she will persaude my mama soon....I'm missing the wild life...In the mean time, I guess I can really go have my lashes and hair done!

To clarify, I wasnt upset yesterday. I think I've got the flu bug that's been going round so wasnt feeling very stable. Spent the whole of today sleeping coz I was coughing and sniffing the whole of last night.

Naf "So how you're going to school tomorrow? Public transport? Meet at boon lay?"

Me "What public transport?"

Briefing at 1030 in school with Prof tml morning. Think school's the cause of all these coughing. Stress. I'm taking cab. Dont expect me to walk with the headache squahing what little of my brains.

P.S. I've been invited to take NTU student debit! Tml!!

P.P.S. Am I taken or not taken?