Audrey audrey.....*shakes head in disapproval*

Thy girl whose head flows a river of oil.....Thy beeeeyaaach who cooks her food with the oil from her hair....Thy fat tummy which sticks a plaster on a surface normal people call a face....

Science would have been so boring without that vast oil tank for us to gossip about. I thought her face was the result of a joke of God(walking around school though, He really REALLY exercises his humor A LOT). Then after the in depth discussion with Trissss & Sharf(who, like, rocks. wadeva), we conclude that her face is the result of her eating food cooked from all that stinky oil squeezed from her hair.

There! I did my Science lesson didnt I!?

BUT there's only so much depth an oily hair can afford our professor-styled minds, so we decided to have a pictorial micro-ICT lesson with Sharf's cam phone. The pictures sucks. I am looking more and more like a pile of shit.

And then of course I prefer looking like shit than being dead of a freak accident. Steve Irwin wins no doubt. But to die in an accident when others escapes with minor injuries is really really damn stupid.

If I were to die in a freak accident, it will be due to me sitting on the leg of a barbie accidentally and when I pull it out it tore a hole on my butt and I bleed to death coz all the ambulances in Sg were on dispatch.

It's looking dark again. I think its sleeping time.