Gobi

When the brother was still having tuition at Katong mall, I passed by this cute shop on the 3rd floor. Judging from the Alice in the Wonderland kind of furniture, I didn’t expect cakes! They churn out mini cakes! And they have nice names for their cakes!

ARGH!! And now Didi’s not going for tuition anymore!

One of the cakes, Sweet Something, reminds me of a cake my mama bought for Baby. And it reminds me kids don’t deserve cakes. NOT AT ALL! The princess cake my mama bought ended up looking like bird shit in 5sec flat.

And Ting mentioned we should stay close to each other when we are married. Yet she insists on staying in Hougang while I want to remain in Punggol. So I promise I will drive the whole bunch of my cute devils to meet them.

Kitty’s ambition is to set up a fried chicken wing stall, Yun will be a xian qi liang mu and I want to be a taitai~ Haa~ Then she will shout at her Ah Yang and call him Pui Eh. And I’ll scream at my devils to shut up and stick their little asses to the car seats. Or I’ll perfect the art of the deadly stare.

When I was young…..whenever that scary beam of my mama lands on my skin, it tells my ass to marry the chair closest to me….Short, sweet and deadly all right…..

I can imagine. Yun’s kids will be the best behaved. Yun is always the best motherly sort. Ting will always forget she’s got kids. She intend to stuff them full of rice balls so she needn’t cook lor! I wont be shock if she’s got rice balls for kids.

My kids will be the cutest! But I wont mind them being devils. Then I’ll be the best mama~ Coz Im going to be a Miss. All the training in the world before I’ll have my own~ Geez. But I wont be shocked if my kids do look like my Softies Family.