Bree

If I were one of the desperate housewives, I'll be Bree. Or so I was told. Not by one, but by tonnes. I've got all traits of being a potential Bree. Including my freakiness.

Except I've got more on my list than her.

Like the fact that I enjoy horror. Yet I'm scared shitless by it. I remember not being able to sleep for two nights after watching Ju-on. And not wanting to bath at night for quite some time after Dark Waters came out. And ran out of my room when it darkens during raining.

I'm a vapid hoyden at times.

Which is why i should be a Gabrielle. Except I look nothing like her.

DAMN!

Is the world shrinking? Or are the rest getting smaller?

I was told I look cold and intimidate people. So are the prides of small guys getting bigger or their faces got too small to risk being rejected? Idiots!