Bro: Eh I eat your ko-ro-pork.
Me: Ok. Leave a little for me. (take of little its very very impt)
Bro: Orh.

After 15 milliminutes....
Bro: I leave it on the table hor.
Me: ORH!

I drop my conversations like a bomb, savouring the chips in my mind. I reached in to find..........
CRUMBS!

Crumbs! Crumbs for wat?? To flavour my porridge?? It not even enough!

That ASS!!!

But I had my REVENGE! I took his Mamee and ate ALL of it. MUAHAHAHAAH! Serves him right!

I'll bet his wife will be a stupid woman next time. My bro is just going to say "Eh siao eh! Lets apply for a flat" & She's the kind to nod and say "Orh". Bloody ass.

These days, its work, tuition, sleep, eat, breath, work, blah blah blah blah. The vicious cycle goes on and on and on. I'll getting tired. Moreover I'm selling crystals. Ok, frankly I do not feel that crystals are worth much personally. But then it is my job after all. I still have to do my best. Learn the ropes and such.

But the thing is, sometimes the customers are so bloody bad that I feel like smashing the new 3D face scan crystal blocks into their sickening faces. Papers are full of people complaining about shitass service, what about shitass customers?

I get Shreks dragging Princess Fionas who snub me coz I sell crystals(ASSHOLES CAN YOU AFFORD MY CRYSTAL JEWELLRY?) I get Prince Charmings holding the hands of Ursulas who ignore me completely.

Sometimes I get
Me: Hi, Good Evening!
Silence.....
Me: Er....our products are on promotion right now....
Ursula glances my way.
Me: Errr........
Prince Charming: Thanks!

Geez! What loads of crap I get there.

Btw I was going to have lunch when I encountered 3malay girls from Punggol Sec. One in particular stared at me. I glared at her and she felt so great coz her little buddies were there. If her little sidekicks werent there, she wouldnt dared make any eye contact. Bloody little ass. I'll smack her a tight slap if she dare utter any shit word from her dirty mouth.

There! I feel much better after this foul entry.