Bro: Eh I eat your ko-ro-pork.
Me: Ok. Leave a little for me. (take of little its very very impt)
Bro: Orh.

After 15 milliminutes....
Bro: I leave it on the table hor.
Me: ORH!

I drop my conversations like a bomb, savouring the chips in my mind. I reached in to find..........
CRUMBS!

Crumbs! Crumbs for wat?? To flavour my porridge?? It not even enough!

That ASS!!!

But I had my REVENGE! I took his Mamee and ate ALL of it. MUAHAHAHAAH! Serves him right!

I'll bet his wife will be a stupid woman next time. My bro is just going to say "Eh siao eh! Lets apply for a flat" & She's the kind to nod and say "Orh". Bloody ass.

These days, its work, tuition, sleep, eat, breath, work, blah blah blah blah. The vicious cycle goes on and on and on. I'll getting tired. Moreover I'm selling crystals. Ok, frankly I do not feel that crystals are worth much personally. But then it is my job after all. I still have to do my best. Learn the ropes and such.

But the thing is, sometimes the customers are so bloody bad that I feel like smashing the new 3D face scan crystal blocks into their sickening faces. Papers are full of people complaining about shitass service, what about shitass customers?

I get Shreks dragging Princess Fionas who snub me coz I sell crystals(ASSHOLES CAN YOU AFFORD MY CRYSTAL JEWELLRY?) I get Prince Charmings holding the hands of Ursulas who ignore me completely.

Sometimes I get
Me: Hi, Good Evening!
Silence.....
Me: Er....our products are on promotion right now....
Ursula glances my way.
Me: Errr........
Prince Charming: Thanks!

Geez! What loads of crap I get there.

Btw I was going to have lunch when I encountered 3malay girls from Punggol Sec. One in particular stared at me. I glared at her and she felt so great coz her little buddies were there. If her little sidekicks werent there, she wouldnt dared make any eye contact. Bloody little ass. I'll smack her a tight slap if she dare utter any shit word from her dirty mouth.

There! I feel much better after this foul entry.

HELLO!!!!

I'm back from playing! A busy week! Anyway there are tonnes to talk about! Let's begin!

(Please note the excitement punctuated after every sentence and you'll know its going to be long)

On SunnySunday, my mom and I took a cab to ParkwayParade. She was complaining about the heat, sun, traffic, heat, cabs, my dad, heat, me, clothes, shoes, heat. When this blue cab screech to a stop like Daytona style.

Me: Uncle ke yi que Parkway ma?
Uncle: KE YI! (he talks damn loud like i'm dead)
Me: Orh....
Ya da ya da ya da about the weather, and we came to the topic of politics.

Mom: If there's no government, there's no us! (she's mega pro-Lee Dynasty)
Uncle: They are too cocky lor! More opposition better! The nonsense opposition is staged! Lee family directed it one!
Mom: YES MEH
UNCLE: YA LA

At that point, my eardrums were ready to explode. But why talk about sensitive issues? They do what they please and I live my life I'm happy enough. That is until yesterday.

I asked my dad to drop me off at White sands for my chalet. The uncle loves to chat as well.

Uncle: Go airport ar??
Dad: Ya
Uncle: Go where ar? A lot of people go overseas lei! I queue up at airport bery long lor! Buay tahan then i drive here. Lucky hor!
Dad: Taxi hard to earn nowadays la hor?
Uncle: YA LOR! Our government *&^$$%#@@*!)#(*^&$(

Due to sensitivity I cant express that uncle's opinion here. Just in case in blue show up at my door and I'll disappear forever. That'll be a danger. The world will lose its MOST PRECIOUS GEM.

In any case, both uncles differ greatly in terms of ages. One a sixties the other thirties. They repeat their opinions word for word. Maybe they are relates or something, HEY! such things happen! But if not, its quite worrying to have so much unhappiness around.

But for MY CASE, I've been very happy!

End of SA1. End of work for me for a while. Not that the tuition work me to the bones. In any case, the pay isn't exactly fantastic. Sadly, DaDaddy refuse to hear anything about another job. Or rather jobs. There goes my extra income.

"Why the need to earn?"He asked. School stopped sometime ago, so did my allowance. Except my expenses were paid for. But I began paying my own since I've got the first assignment. Set some aside for saving, part of it for mommy, most of it on the necessities like handphone bill, gloss, nail polish, bags, shoes, clothes. I'm a girl!

The amount in bank is dwindling. Curbing my spending was easy since I cant bloody withdraw for forgetting MY pin. I just got the card replaced today and I had to pay $5 for a stupid plastic card! Argh! I cant believe my own memory is failing like an 80year old dementia patient.

"But you're working so hard! I dont see you"

It was only lately that he didnt see me. I admit I burn my weekends. Only coz the kids were having exam period and I had to do my duty as a tutor. Moreover, he's always out too.

Sheesh. When I dont earn, I feel so bored. When I do, I'm forbidden.

On a lighter note, one kid got back with better results. Does that mean I can hike up my price just a little bit?

Till now, no news as yet from the prestigious universities. I don't mind carrying on this way. But no certificate means failing in this society. Its crazy, this life.

Anyway, its been busy busy. After today, I'm free for a week! But then I've got work. It doesnt earn much but still it brings in money. Free as I should be, I'm packed for the weekend. Not to mention the chalet on monday and tues.

What a lousy week the previously week had been.

The brother has a new tutor. One damn thing I hate about him. All his tutors are HANDSOME! Why cant I ever get a tutor like that? But then again, the present one's a training doctor. I'll feel so stupid next to him.

Alright its time for me to resume the image of Ms Tan.

Shun: He tells me this is a training circuit, not a racing circuit.

It seems everybody have my problem. I really wonder how intructors survive the year. Sometimes i wonder why that tester dont let me pass, but now I'm glad. Dad actually wanted me to start sending my bro to school.

Even without licence yes!

The baby recites songs from advertisements.

During my time, there's no Hi5, no Barney, no Teletubbies.

I learnt my rhymes from good old teachers.

How sad that kids rely on machines to teach them the wonders of world.

What will my kids learn from? Internet? Sheesh

Okies I promised pictures. But then well, human's nature was never to be fast and efficient you see. The reason why there are such people around is only because circumstances and the world made them.

I'm so lucky I'm not forced by these invisible forces.

Meanwhile I had a crazy time as of last week. I mean I dug out all my new clothes and put them together. It was only then I realised I'm evolved from a moth. Black was Me and I was Black. Now I have yellow, gold, green, blue, cream, red, and the loads of black.

I've got no pics of the old me but I know I changed. I mean gold was gaudy to me two years ago. Now I cant wait to lay my hands on some! I used to worry about falling face flat on my front should I attempt stunts like wearing heels. My shoe cabinet's stuffed full of my stilettos. What a wierd creature.

Anyway, 4H had a mini gathering. How min it was! There's only a handful of us. The 4H crap remains the same though. How I wish I could go back and be stuck at 16 forever. The best year ever.

I cant type any rubbish anymore. CSI was on. Its on transexuals and confusion. How would I feel if I was born in the wrong body? Would you ever change your sex to be with someone you love? A man turned tranvestite in order to make alesbian fall in love with him. Aw....the power of love.

Man! Where can I find someone like that??

Argh!!! Something's wrong with the pics!